Red Pill

I just realized that I am plugged into the Matrix. Here is how I know. I actually like some of Keanu Reeve's movies. Street Kings, Constantine, The Matrix, Point Break, The Lake House. How else can you explain it? I think it is cool that I am self aware. I am like a Buddha with round eyes. Please don't sue me for 4 billion for being a racist. I learned it by watching you.