Friday, March 20, 2009
Greatest Key Chain ever
I remember my dad having one of these circa 1987. I am not sure where he got it. Maybe on an exotic business trip or a bodega in Irvington New Jersey. I almost lost my prepubescent mind when I saw it. I brought it to school so I could share my new found knowledge of the female anatomy with my sexually naive young friends. You see, you move the handle and the penis goes in the vagina. I am pretty sure she has to be standing when you do it.
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Your father took that from my purse! I was 29 at the time, and we were on vacation in Miami Beach. I bought it at a novelty shop.
p.s. If you still have it, mail it to me. Love ya!
If you look closely, that guy's ballsack starts behind his butthole.
P.S. Sorry Aunt Ruthie. Didn't know you were in the room.
Randy,
No offense taken. And yes, that's some ballsack! Damn thing hangs lower than my breasts -- and I'm 80!
classy barry
Classy, indeed. Don't sniff that keychain!
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