Tuesday, March 24, 2009

James Spader, not a Jew

And I hear he hates black people. If you think that is bad I shouldn't mention that there is a conspiracy going around about how Spader had a hand in the drowning of William Shatner's wife. Something about Shatner being the bigger star on Boston Legal. It is all very tragic. At least he is a great actor. I loved him in Weekend at Bernie's.

*If I knew writing about James Spader would get me so much traffic I would have done it a long time ago.
** There is no proof James Spader was in Weekend at Bernie's.

8 comments:

Anonymous said...

Are you jealous of him or something? Where did all this come from considering he is not even on TV anymore?

Barry said...

He isn't? Isn't he the lead on 24?

Anonymous said...

Spader is a creepy ugly douche. Start blogging about something important like how hot Justin Timberlake is.

Randy Sexer said...

Yeah, Barry!

Stop blogging about that washed-up, out of shape, gay, fat B-list gelatinous turkey-neck pud-fucker.

Anonymous said...

Justin Timberlake sucks.

Anonymous said...

Gee Randy I think you're describing yourself. Yep, everything fits except for the B-list.

Randy Sexer said...

Anonymous-

You're still mad at me for not pulling out?

This will make you feel better baby:

jamesspaderisfine.blogspot.com

Maybe you could go over there and comment instead of here, yo.

Jake said...

Spader's a stinker, but how about the one-two punch of a James Spader/Andrew McCarthy film? They were the Martin & Lewis of shitty movies.