*Might have gone too far
Monday, July 06, 2009
Truly an Honor
I was surprised as anyone to be asked to speak at Michael Jackson's funeral tomorrow. It is especially shocking as the topic I was asked to converse on was how I believe Michael Jackson still ate pussy when his skin was a dark shade of brown. I wrote a thesis on this very topic for my statistics class. You see, as the color of his skin lightened I believe you can graph out how his desire for the fairer sex weaned. It is all very scientific and you can learn more tomorrow at the Staples Center. I go on after John Mayer.
*Might have gone too far
*Might have gone too far
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Be sure to wear the digital watch that plays Beat It.
It is 10:15 and I haven't gotten the call to perform Eat it Yet. I guess I am going to have to wait for Madonna to die so I can perform Like a Surgeon at your memorial. She owes me at least that.
We need to celebrate not pontificate. We need to proliferate not fornicate. We need to realize that the Michael was a proud black man and we need to razmataz all over the city to show the white man that you can not keep the black man down by killing our pop hero with your white devil drugs.
Is there any chance MJ was buried without his brain? I read it some where that his brain is going through some tests. I wonder if it will end up in a jar with electrodes coming out of it. Turn on a battery and it goes "Eeee heeee"
Fun Fact: Michael Jackson played the Scarecrow in the movie The Wiz
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