Wednesday, November 04, 2009
I got mugged
So last night I got mugged while sleeping. I was having this dream where this guy offers me a cup of coffee outside some mall when out of nowhere he tries to put me in a sleeper hold to steal my watch. Now either he was a really bad thief or I have a thick neck because I never fell asleep. All I did was scream over and over again don't take my watch. The point of the story is how lame is it that I got mugged in my dream. Your dreams are supposed to be a place where you bang super models and shoot lasers out of your eyes. Not a place where you beg muggers to not steal your watch. Tonight I am going to dream about karate lessons for the next time I get mugged. Oh, and hopefully dream of banging super models.
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2 comments:
I like how even in your dream you knew no thief would want your wallet that had zero cash and maxed out credit cards... but that watch that sweet ironman was worth at least 20 bucks.
Being anonymous is lame but you are right. It was actually a gshock
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