Yeah, you. The person reading this. You wanna know why? Because you never leave any goddamn comments. Scroll down and look at the sidebar and you'll find a Sitemeter thing that displays our daily traffic. Yeah that's right, 4,900+.
So I fail to understand why, despite the fact that we gain new readers every single day (don't believe me? check the sitemeter tomorrow and there will be at least 7 or 8 more than we had today), almost all of you refuse to show your appreciation by commenting. The only people who leave comments are myself, Jake, Barry, and Barry's brother Louis. This is bullshit and must end. If you fags won't cooperate, I'll fucking MAKE you.
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I don't get it
It is Lewis not Louis.
Me, me, me, how pathetic. ..
Anonymous -- I like your style
Would it kill you to mention my name? You know I have cancer - it just spread from my cunt to my brain, or are the two synonymous - and my doctor reminds me that stress kills. So, Randy, a small request: for your next post, please mention me. Use the sample text below as a guide.
I fucking hate Jews. Like Aunt Ruthie. Bitch and moan, bitch and moan. Yeah, I get it: you're owed time-and-a-half, plus 60 years. Hire a lawyer. Call the UN. But please, and this applies doubly to Aunt Ruthie, don't visit my wife's gynecologist. It's the smell!
~Lewis
There. I mentioned it.
Fuck me? Fuck You!!! I went to sleep early last night after reading a book. I know shocking. It was a short book only 60 pages and it took me 3 weeks to read it. Well 3 weeks to carry it around and 1 day to read it. Now I wake up to cursing. I feel like a child again. I will say I am sick of people coming here, eating my words and not even a simple thank you for brightening their shitty days.
You know what. Keep your comments. Seriously FUCK YOU!!!
Happy hump day!
I stumbled upon this site by accident, and its complete BS between maybe three people total. The site meter displays TOTAL traffic, not per day. Keep going if you enjoy it, but you should just shut this down. Sad.
Anonymous really needs to die a slow painful death like me.
Anonymous #2, you didn't even get the joke you irritating faggot. Please get the fuck out.
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